On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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