so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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