Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
look no pants
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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