Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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