are you still at the devil's house?
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I know her cup size but not her name....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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