Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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