idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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