Pants 0. Shit 1.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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