what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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