brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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