I feel great
I just peed on a car
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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