Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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