When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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