Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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