There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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