There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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