belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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