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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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