it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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