The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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