Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
only you would photoshop your dick
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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