can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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