OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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