I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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