It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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