I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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