The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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