It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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