Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Two words: nipple clamps
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