Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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