Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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