let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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