Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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