We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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