No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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