Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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