So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My pussy is not your playground.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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