Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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