He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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