I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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