Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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