Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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