Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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