Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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