do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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