Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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