drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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