Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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