If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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