the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
false alarm. still invincible.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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